“We are the Knights who say…NI!”

Fandom Running Club is pleased to present the newest event in the Cult Classic Series:

Holy Hand Grenade 3 Mile!

“Four miles shalt thou not run, nor either run thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number of miles, be reached, then, hangest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch around thy neck and display it towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, and woefully unregistered for this event, shall snuff it.”

From coconuts to swallows to elderberries, Monty Python and the Holy Grail is easily one of the most quoted movies of all time. With a total film budget of approximately 17 pounds sterling, the comic geniuses of Monty Python gave us something truly amazing. Join us now on our noble, but dangerous quest to defeat the Black Knight, locate some nice shrubberies, and survive vicious bunny rabbits. And meet Tim. There are some that call him that.

Your registration includes this spectacular 3-D molded medal inlaid with as many of the finest faux pearls and completely fake gemstones that one can get onto a medal for less money than it cost to make the film. Of course, there’s the beautiful custom sublimated ribbon and the always popular personalized digital bib!

“She turned me into a NEWT!” “A newt?” “…I got better.”

Remember that the FRC designates a past Fanthropy charity partner each month to be the recipient of a percentage of the proceeds from registrations for ALL Fandom Running Club medals. The charity partner of the month for August is Magic Wheelchair, and we’ll be announcing the September charity partner on September 1st!

“I don’t want to go in the cart! I feel happy!”

Everything may hurt a bit after a good run, but you’re Not Dead Yet! The shirt is perfect and you should equip yourself with one. (Or three. We like three. Good number.) Available in multiple fabrics and styles from tee to tank to hoodie, all proceeds go to support our wonderful RTI charity partners!

“Now, go run your miles, or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time!”

Three Shall Be the Number of Miles You Run, and the Number of Miles You Run Shall Be Three. You may run two, but only if you then proceed to three. (Five is right out.) But remember, this event is virtual…so you can complete it wherever, however and whenever you want! You can walk, run, skip, bike, or saunter…you can do it in your neighborhood, at the gym, on the treadmill, or on your favorite trail…and you can do it Monday night, Tuesday morning, Thursday afternoon or whenever! It’s all up to you!

The medals for this event have been ordered and should arrive mid-September. After the initial wave of orders are processed and shipped, medal registrations will be fulfilled weekly until they sell out completely, or we — aaaaaaaaaaaagh

Interested in other fandoms like Stranger Things, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dungeons & Dragons and more? Check out ALL the FRC events in The FRC Bazaar!

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So register now, and then…RUN AWAY!